Doggin is Swingin is Bi-curious is what?

Posted on May 18, 2013 by randomwordbyruth Standard Respond

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Things I don’t understand…

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What is a swinger called a swinger?
Back in the old, old, old days…swingers were found at swing clubs…Good to know. These coupled persons agreed that sex was sex was sex and continued on swinging from protruding limb to protruding limb.
Swingers are out however Dogging is in. Now you have Swingers taking their sexual triumphs out of the secluded private bedroom and onto the street. Dogging is a form of out in the open for the world at large to see, public displays of sex.
Swingers are generally heterosexual! But from the looks of things…they are willing to walk a long and sexual mile to give a stranger a smile.
Of note, men called Paul and women called Catherine are the people most likely to swap sexual partners, a poll suggests. Good to note. My sister’s middle name is Catherine…I wonder if that has any deeper meaning than the obvious.

Is there really such a thing as bi-curious?
The term bi-curious implies that the individual has either no or limited homosexual experience in the case of “heterosexual” individuals or no or limited heterosexual experience in the case of “homosexuals”, but may continue to self-identify as bi-curious if they do not feel they have adequately explored these feelings.
This seems like a bunch of bullshit to me. However, I feel better knowing the term is being phased out by the young adults of this god forsaken land.
We are no longer to refer to someone as ‘oh, that’s just Paul…he’s no longer a swinger or a dogger…he’s bi-curious!’
If we are as politically correct as mandated by the laws of social media; proper identification is required. So yet a new and improved term from a not so new and improved generation:
‘Paul…no, he’s not gay or bi-curious or a swinger or a dogger. He is heteroflexible.’
Again, sounds silly. And, heterosexual sounds like a very difficult yoga position.

What is a lesbian tendency?
Lesbian tendency? WTF? I never understood this.

I have a tendency for the following:
1. Using my right hand while I give someone the bird.
2. Chewing my tongue when I concentrate
3. Walking the dog when he has to go the bathroom
Tendency in its true definition means to lean towards one particular characteristic. Wouldn’t Lesbians and their tendency…just qualify as, Lesbian?
Again, strange and hard to figure out these fascinating labels and terms of injustice.
New and Avant-garde term for a woman with lesbian tendencies-

She is a twatter!!!

…Really, you don’t say?

For that matter, what truly defines, A-sexual?
Finally, we get to the clincher. The most absurd and abstract and abnormally fun term I have ever heard. And, still one I don’t quite grasp with my blonde TENDENCIES!
Asexuality is a sexual orientation that describes individuals who do not experience sexual attraction towards the opposite sex.
This new old not sexual but really is, term, has somehow made reappearance this century due to online chat rooms, online communities and blogs.
After exhaustive research, I’ve come to realize what I kind of knew all along. Those persons suspected of being A-Sexual take themselves far too seriously and need to get laid!

***Food for thought…why does Windows continue to upgrade on my computer. I don’t want it to. I postpone the joy as much as I can. Yet, it eventually happens. Possibly a conspiracy?

Anti-Social Social Security

Posted on May 13, 2013 by randomwordbyruth Standard Respond

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One very intelligent reader/follower/fellow blogger states:
“How can the government not do background checks on ‘these’ volunteers? The AmeriCorps? The VISTA‘? The FEMA‘s? Doesn’t seem to make sense if you say, someone is currently volunteering to help the poor and yet haven’t paid taxes for a year!”
Well, it is pretty simple and an even dumb and dumber equation when it comes to the U.S., government.
If you speak out too much about anything that seems to be amiss in regards to a statement and/or act committed by these Bimbo’s and Narcissistic Politicians that manage to buy a vote into a seat filled with grainy and misjudged ideas set about by our forefathers…if a tax paying citizen causes too much of a ruckus;
that person is considered an extremist, too far to the right, too far to the left, a liberal lumberjack with an axe to grind.
Example:
“I’m so excited. I just go that job I told you about. The one I found on Craig’s list. It seems legit and I’m getting paid $15.00 an hour under the table. If I can’t make the art…I at least can be close to it by posing nude.”
Quote unquote from our Anti-Hero, Ambien/Annie the not so full of Grace Couvillion.
I still find it strange that not only did the pay get slipped to her odd and illegal ways. But there were other adults involved that work for the New Hampshire Highed Education System and not only did they condone the behavior, they bought her a robe for when the winds of travesty changed.
I have paid taxes for 30 years…And, I am not even sure if social security wants to hang around long enough for me to collect it…say by the time I’m 90? But yeah, I have an axe to grind. And, it is called, white folks with a dime will never pay for the crime.

National Dumbed Down Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by randomwordbyruth Standard Respond

Dumbing Down deserves a day…so today, in the middle of my being waste high in the muddy waters of proganda I give into I will attempt to not shun others for making me look like a broken clock…only correct twice a day.

I am not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not truly blonde.
-Ambien/Annie/Gracie Williams

I am the question that goes unasked.

More of me to Love

Posted on May 7, 2013 by randomwordbyruth Standard Respond

An Adoring Ambien Fan writes:
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Thank you for your concern for my health. I am a stress eater. In otherwords. I eat all the time because I perceive myself as a toxic person. I lead my cellulite down paths it should not go.
Trailways such as; breasts like over filled water balloons, an ample sample of fatty deposits making their way across my ass. An ass that needs a bridge in order for it to be crossed.
I believe I am not fat…just big boned and wasteful in exercise. When I see someone working out…I think it’s wasteful.
Currently I find myself surrounded by ‘real women shouldn’t have that many curves’ so I don’t feel so bad about myself.
I do have one question though:
I am an avid, some say, expert masturbator…will this burn calories and do I have to get out of the sitting position to make use of more muscles.
Generally, I just like to lie down but am willing to at least walk while getting off.
Please let me know-
Vagrant and Vividly Void-
Ambien/Annie C/Gracie Williams